Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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