I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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