i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How does it feel to date your dad?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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