no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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