You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.