And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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