2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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