I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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