i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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