OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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