I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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