I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The best revenge is premature balding
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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