I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Randomize
