ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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