I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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