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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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