Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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