Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Still dying that you shit outside
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So here I am, sexting at work.
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