He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You were trust falling into bushes
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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