New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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