How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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