just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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