What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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