whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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