It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We don't watch enough power rangers
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
