She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ttyl tear gas
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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