: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
