i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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