I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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