i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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