To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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