I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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