this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster