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  (407): View more from Florida

  Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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  (407): Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer. http://tfl.nu/hnl7
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  (631): View more from New York

  im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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  (631): im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets http://tfl.nu/3y00
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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  (570): A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off http://tfl.nu/1xmy
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.

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  (770): If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them. http://tfl.nu/edqp
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  (808): View more from Hawaii

  she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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  (808): she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous http://tfl.nu/8uf4
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.

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  (847): This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy. http://tfl.nu/ha0a
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.

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  (410): So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie. http://tfl.nu/7rxk
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  (425): View more from Washington

  He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...

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  (425): He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by... http://tfl.nu/ardl
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  (845): View more from New York

  Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"

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  (845): Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him" http://tfl.nu/pb7e
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  (520): View more from Arizona

  Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?

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  (520): Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!? http://tfl.nu/m57n
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus

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  (740): we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus http://tfl.nu/ulnv
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"

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  (717): I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?" http://tfl.nu/je44
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!

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  (843): Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs! http://tfl.nu/zm1r
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?

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  (720): Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night? http://tfl.nu/17tx
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.

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  (314): Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state. http://tfl.nu/jtht
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