Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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