im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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