my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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