Where is the hickey?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
i need some magic done to my vagina
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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