Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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