what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
