Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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