Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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