I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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