Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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