It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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