Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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