Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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