it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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