4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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