I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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