There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Let's get the cat blown out
Do you remember whose house we're in?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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