my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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