Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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