so that wasnt chicken after all
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize