My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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