Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
