Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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