yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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